Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

your location says australia, its very possible he is referring to common words you might use that an american is unfamiliar with.

" i invited her over for some amber fluid"
an american might assume you invited her over to drink some piss or witch brew

" on the way to her house i got into a bingle"
an american might assume you wore a clown outfit

"i notice a bush oyster on her dress"
an american might assume you meant a tasty morsel of food