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I am always nurvous crossing the border, especially when going to trade shows.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
Florida, sir.
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO THERE?
Attend the Internext trade show, sir.
THE INTERNET? WHAT?
Attend the Internext expo trade show sir.
INTERNET? WHAT? HOW DO YOU SPELL THAT, CANADIAN?
I-n-t-e-r-n-e-x-t expo.
WHAT KIND OF TRADE SHOW IS THIS?
its an internet trade show.
........... GO ON THRU, BUT WATCH IT!
yes sir have a nice day. boobies.
WHAT?!?!
nothing!
(phew!)
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