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What's funny is to come home and every neighbor be in one neighbor's garage as a block party... and pull up to my garage, get out of the mini, top down.. and they all act like they never even saw me.
I told ONE woman what I did because she was unemployed, facing foreclosure, and I thought I could financially help her..
Now the whole block knows why the 25 year old with pink hair and three dogs is always home... and apparently, I miss out on all the neighborhood HOA stuff.
They're all either foreclosing or looking for second jobs... and my bills are paid.
I also have family members whove been close to foreclosing in the last year.. and when I offer the wives a phone sex position.. they say, "I don't do that sort of thing.."
Okay, but you'll let your home be foreclosed on, really?
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