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Hollywood has convinced me that children are evil.
I've come to the conclusion that children are evil, and I have Hollywood to blame for this. Oh, I'm not talking about the regular kind of kid evil that they do... I'm talking.... death and destruction evil.
Here's what I've learned:
Children with white hair are the worst, especially if they gather in corn fields.
A child in a school hallway with at least one flickering neon light... certain death.
Little girls in pink frilly dresses that sing to themselves... scary as hell.
Any group of children that sings in a foggy playground... they're up to something.
Girls with black hair that comes down over their faces... gonna kill me, especially if they can crawl through televisions.
That brings me to Asian kids. If you see one, you're a goner.
Don't even get me started on the ones that spin their heads around or walk upside down on their hands and feet down the stairs....
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