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The Jewish mother knows best.
A Jewish woman says to her mother, 'I'm divorcing Sheldon! All he
wants is anal sex! My asshole is now the size of a fifty-cent piece
when it used to be about the size of a nickel!"
Her mother says, "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman,
you live in an eight bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari, you get a
$2,000 a week allowance, you take six vacations a year...
and you want to throw all that away over 45 cents?"
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