I tell them wanna be porn studs that to be taken seriously, they have to come up with a clever porn name first.
That gets rid of most of them, and keeps the rest occupied for days.
I've actually named several porn actors/actresses over the years, among them Annie Cruz (the most famous so far), Ariel Song, Blossom Moon, Jenna Joy, Juliet Jong, Loni Punani (Loni was already well known by her first name, I added the Punani part), Ura Doll. and my most recent girl, Holly Woo, who already has done a handful of videos for various companies.
The most recent male name I came up with was Skip Foreplay.
The best one that a new guy ever came up with on his own was Kris B. Cream.
Great thread...
ADG