It's not the emails that kill me - it's the guys that stop me on the street, in the club or even the super market. I live in a small(er) city and we sell a LOT of memberships locally. Most of the guys that stop me are members or knows one of the girls that has worked for me.
Last Friday, Violet (the hottie in my avatar) and I were at the club having a few drinks with our crew and talking about ideas for our new "sextard" site when this kid came up and kept pushing the issue. His timing couldn't have been better. He made all the claims that we hear all the time; "I can fuck for hours" and "All the girls cum when I fuck them", etc... After about ten minutes of this, Violet finally turned to him and said rather loudly "whip it out and get it hard". At first he asked her to help but when it became clear that he had to do it on his own, he said "that's impossible with all these people around" - so I whipped mine out, winked at Violet and started working it to a full erection - aiming it at him the whole time. The poor fucker about pissed himself. After a long pause, he finally excused himself and left. My lead camera girl/video editor was laughing so hard she couldn't catch her breath. The manager of the club, a good buddy of mine, was pretty pissed but he'll get over it
And yes - most of the guys that ask, can't spell their own fucking names.
PS - I'd like to collect these stories for the new site I'm working on. If you have pics or clips with releases and 2257 even better. PM me or hit me up on icq.