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Originally Posted by After Shock Media
Do not do just that.
Rent a hot air ballon. Fly it solo. As you approach the major public gathering proceed to put on a noose and hop off the side. Let everyone see you hang yourself twitching off into the sunset - plus then they can figure out how best to get you down in some "respectable" manner.
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Add one lit roman candle sticking out their ass, and you got yourself a show.
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