Attention GFY Users, this is an Amber Alert.
User StickyFingerz is missing please see attached photo.
Aliases: Stinky, Da Zing, Cupcake, Epic Failure
Last Seen: In the corner, sobbing softly to himself.
Last Seen Wearing: Dirty tank top, Nat Net ball cap and a broken look.
This man may be a danger to himself but unlikely to others. If spotted please contact Officer Gonzo of the Internet Task Force Cyber Policing Division.
Notes:
May be involved in some scheme involving sending himself money via Fed Ex and taping it. See attached video: