Originally Posted by fartfly

* because we believe in human rights
* we take care of the poor and mentally ill top notch
* we have great public schools in the inner city
* we love one another
* we kick massive ass
* we are civilized Christians
* god loves us
* because I'm a patriot
* we rest on our laurels
* the girls are easy
* the healthy drugs are legal
* we have a large jail population ( the streets must be safe )
* lots of smart individuals here
* i can own as many hand guns as I want
* if I'm white the cops don't kick my ass as much
* we pay lots of taxes ( to take care of us )
* I can travel wherever I want ( except cuba )
* Jesus is my lord and savior
* somebody told me it was