Quote:
Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
Jesus... who doesn't suck cock these days?
My old man used to say you're not a real man until you've sucked at least one cock.
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every time i think of a guy giving head i am stuck with this picture in my head
Quote:
Jay: "This sucks balls, man. How come we ain't gettin' no rides?"
Hitchhiker (George Carlin): "'Cause you're doing it all wrong. You gotta give the driver a little incentive."
Jay: "Like how?"
Hitchhiker: "Like this. (Holds up a sign that says 'Will give head for ride.')"
Jay: "Yeah, but what happens when they pick you up and you don't make with the head. Don't they kick your ass to the curb?"
Hitchhiker: "Sure, if you don't make with the head."
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