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pocketkangaroo · 05-25-2009, 12:37 AM

My advice.

Men

1) Never ever fuck someone you work with. Whether that's the content you shoot or the secretary who works for you. It NEVER ends well. Secondly, NEVER partner with someone who you have been in a romantic relationship for less than 10 years (if ever). Again, this NEVER ends well.

2) Never play captain save-a-hoe with a girl. If it requires you to a) shelter b) feed c) detox a girl so that she will be with you, she is not with you because she cares about you. The second you hit rought times she will be gone. The second another guy offers to "save" her a little better she will be gone.

3) If you are 28 or over, never get into a relationship with someone under the age of 22. I'm not talking about fucking, I'm talking about being in a commited relationship. There are no girls under the age of 22 who are sane. There are no girls under the age of 22 that can possibly be interesting enough to want to be around in a non-sexual way for more than 5 minutes.

Women

1) There is no such thing as a guy who wants to "help you out" or "save you". There are only guys who want to fuck you. "Helping you out" or "saving you" is just a means used to fucking you.

2) There is no guy who is going to help you make $30,000/month in the porn industry as content. Maybe (and I stress maybe) they will help you shoot some hardcore scenes that will be forever archived on the web that will allow you to afford a studio apartment and basic cable. But I stress, that is your ceiling unless you have some great business skills or look like a supermodel (which you probably don't).

3) If you truly want to make money in the porn industry, do things yourself. There are two kinds of people who say they will "help you become rich". a) A poor guy who wants to fuck you and is ultimately poor because they don't have any business skills. b) A rich guy who is rich because he knows how to fuck over content and make money off of them. Both scenarios end up with you having nothing. I could get any remotely good looking American girl under the age of 30 making $5000/month who is dedicated with one paragraph of advice. You don't even need to fuck me to get it too!

05-25-2009, 12:37 AM
pocketkangaroo Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 8,452	My advice. Men 1) Never ever fuck someone you work with. Whether that's the content you shoot or the secretary who works for you. It NEVER ends well. Secondly, NEVER partner with someone who you have been in a romantic relationship for less than 10 years (if ever). Again, this NEVER ends well. 2) Never play captain save-a-hoe with a girl. If it requires you to a) shelter b) feed c) detox a girl so that she will be with you, she is not with you because she cares about you. The second you hit rought times she will be gone. The second another guy offers to "save" her a little better she will be gone. 3) If you are 28 or over, never get into a relationship with someone under the age of 22. I'm not talking about fucking, I'm talking about being in a commited relationship. There are no girls under the age of 22 who are sane. There are no girls under the age of 22 that can possibly be interesting enough to want to be around in a non-sexual way for more than 5 minutes. Women 1) There is no such thing as a guy who wants to "help you out" or "save you". There are only guys who want to fuck you. "Helping you out" or "saving you" is just a means used to fucking you. 2) There is no guy who is going to help you make $30,000/month in the porn industry as content. Maybe (and I stress maybe) they will help you shoot some hardcore scenes that will be forever archived on the web that will allow you to afford a studio apartment and basic cable. But I stress, that is your ceiling unless you have some great business skills or look like a supermodel (which you probably don't). 3) If you truly want to make money in the porn industry, do things yourself. There are two kinds of people who say they will "help you become rich". a) A poor guy who wants to fuck you and is ultimately poor because they don't have any business skills. b) A rich guy who is rich because he knows how to fuck over content and make money off of them. Both scenarios end up with you having nothing. I could get any remotely good looking American girl under the age of 30 making $5000/month who is dedicated with one paragraph of advice. You don't even need to fuck me to get it too!