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*puts on pretend male surfer costume*
"I have a fetish. A real fetish. There isn't that much out there that truly caters to my fetish. Whatever there is that is free I have already seen a zillion and one times because there isn't much out there. I see this website that *finally* really expresses what turns me on about my fetish. I know I can't get that anywhere else.
Uh oh...the tease pictures on this fetish site is sending the blood diverting from my brain. My cock is swelling...must not touch...can't stop wanting to touch...um, where is my wallet..wallet or cock, wallet or cock...need to get hands on wallet before I touch my cock. There..I can grab my wallet with one hand while the other starts to deal with this swelling cock. Pulling card out as fast as I can..putting down on desk...clicking join...okay, type fast..need to see. Accepted! Now, lets jerk off!"
Which, is why I focus mainly on 'real' fetishes because the guy *needs* it to get turned on.
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