Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life

I was at a shop nearby my hotel today and there was an older woman, probably a good 40, but with an amazing body, tight, and packaged like she was still 18. Unbelievable. Anyways, she was wearing the tight assed yoga pants and I was getting a good eyeful of that ass, when she kind if caught me. I gave her a nice smile, and she was all smiles in return after catching me in an obvious ass gaze. that kind fo smile that raises hope in a man's loins, hah. So I carried on and started thinking, fuck it's be nice to hit that sweet milf ass. Now I sensed at least a slight chance there, but I gotta head back and scope this wedding band/engagement ring situation like an old pro. I'm not used to stepping into this type of territory, it's new ground for me. I mean, I've had a couple old cougars prey on me in the past, but I never actually tried to pluck one from the wild like this. I realize the rings go on the left ring finger, but I've seen it mentioned they are someitmes wore on other fingers, what is the main features so i can spot out a wedding band or engagement ring.

Spread your wisdom experienced old fucks!