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Old 06-02-2009, 07:34 AM  
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Tuesday Morning Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First Officer is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together, and it's obvious by the silence that they don't get along very well.

After about thirty minutes, the Jewish Captain mutters, "I don't like Chinese."

The First Officer replies, "Oooooh, no rike Chinese? Why dat?"

"You people bombed Pearl Harbor. That's why I don't like Chinese."

"Nooooo, noooo Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah. It waz dah Japanese, not Chinese."

"Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese ... it doesn't matter, they're all alike."

Another thirty minutes of silence. Finally, the First Officer says, "No rike Jew."

"Why not? Why don't you like Jews?"

"Jews sink Titanic."

"The Jews didn't sink the Titanic. It was an iceberg."

"Iceberg, Goldberg, Spielberg ... no mattah, all dah same."

Have a productive day.
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