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CDSmith · 06-06-2009, 10:26 PM

It was the will of allah, obviously.

"My son you must cutteth off your penis. Only this will show your true conviction. After your death many years from now I will restore it so you can still enjoy the 72 virgins I will provide you. No really, I promise. I am Allah after all.

Now, go all jihad on that weapon of yours."

06-06-2009, 10:26 PM
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	It was the will of allah, obviously. "My son you must cutteth off your penis. Only this will show your true conviction. After your death many years from now I will restore it so you can still enjoy the 72 virgins I will provide you. No really, I promise. I am Allah after all. Now, go all jihad on that weapon of yours." __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634