Originally Posted by AssPirate

How about we introduce you to AdultSiteCMS?

Imagine a content management system that works with and through Wordpress. It's not only easy to use, but affordable. In one package, you can do the following:

-Fully customize with NO MONTHLY FEES!
-Control your own content forever!
-Works with almost any Biller!
-Upload content via FTP!
-Create SEO Friendly content
-Has Multi-Language Capabilities
-Has Auto Date Publishing
-Has Customizable Templates
-Has Batch Uploading
-Has Auto Thumbnailing and Watermarking
-Is Flash Ready
-Post Content by the minute, day or month
-Enhanced Security
-Batch File Uploader
-Can Accommodate User Comments
-Has News and Blogging Features
-Multi-Level Administration
-Based on the Wordpress Platform