Hey, I got one for 'em, how about the new 'No T&E budget' plan for politicians. That will cut out all the unecassary trips and $500 dinners that all the politicians are allowed.
Ooooh, how about a '1000 sheet Scott tissue for the government bathrooms' plan. Instead of that cushy $4 a roll brand they get the paper thin 50c a roll brand in every stall.
How about this one, 'The no government excess plan' which would be the one that makes too much sense so it will never happen.
These bastards better hope I never get any kind of power to raise some shit politically.
