Get yourself:
- A medium size box and address it to the computer repair company.
- A small bag of packing peanuts.
- A roll of packing tape.
- A medium size shovel.
- A pair of disposable rubber gloves.
Toss all five items into your trunk.
Now, all you have to do is keep your eyes open for a nice disgusting looking (but still reasonably fresh) roadkill.
Be sure to get your package to the Post Office quickly.