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Old 06-21-2009, 01:18 PM  
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No more worry about losing your virginity. With this product, you can have your first night back anytime. Insert this artificial hymen into your vagina carefully. It will expand a little and make you feel tight. When your lover penetrate, it will ooze out a liquid that look like blood not too much but just the right amount. Add in a few moans and groans, you will pass through undetectable. Its easy to use, clinically proven non-toxic to human and has no side effects, no pain to use and no allergic reaction.
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Qty  	Pricing (for each)
1 	USD 29.90
2 	USD 27.90
3 	USD 25.90
10 	USD 23.00
50 	USD 20.00
Make your new (50th) guy feel like he's your first.....
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