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WarChild · 06-26-2009, 06:41 PM

So I'm coming out of the bank just a half hour or so ago as an old man is pulling across the marked cross walk in front of the bank to park in a handicap space that's parallel to the front of the bank. I wait as he cruises through and comes to a stop. As I walk behind his car, through the crosswalk, he puts it in to reverse and backs in to me. Luckily I put my hand on the trunk of his car and kind of vaulted up on to the trunk of his car. He didn't move very far and fortunately not very fast or I'd have gotten hit pretty good.

Afterwards, he didn't even know he hit me. I explained to him that he did, and he couldn't even hear me until I was only a foot or so away from him. Wasn't even looking as he backed up through a cross walk. I suggested that perhaps he should reconsider driving and that maybe it's come time for him to make other arrangments for transporation. He didn't like that much but fuck him if you hit me with your car I get a free pass to tell you what's on my mind.

Oh well, I'm completely unhurt which is just more evidence that there's no such thing as Karma.

06-26-2009, 06:41 PM
WarChild Let slip the dogs of war. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Bermuda Posts: 17,263	I just got hit by a car. So I'm coming out of the bank just a half hour or so ago as an old man is pulling across the marked cross walk in front of the bank to park in a handicap space that's parallel to the front of the bank. I wait as he cruises through and comes to a stop. As I walk behind his car, through the crosswalk, he puts it in to reverse and backs in to me. Luckily I put my hand on the trunk of his car and kind of vaulted up on to the trunk of his car. He didn't move very far and fortunately not very fast or I'd have gotten hit pretty good. Afterwards, he didn't even know he hit me. I explained to him that he did, and he couldn't even hear me until I was only a foot or so away from him. Wasn't even looking as he backed up through a cross walk. I suggested that perhaps he should reconsider driving and that maybe it's come time for him to make other arrangments for transporation. He didn't like that much but fuck him if you hit me with your car I get a free pass to tell you what's on my mind. Oh well, I'm completely unhurt which is just more evidence that there's no such thing as Karma. __________________ .