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Old 06-29-2009, 02:33 PM  
iseeyou
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Microsoft vs Gideongallery

Judge: How many Windows Vista dvd backups did you make?

Gideon: 5 million

Judge: Why did you make 5 million dvd backups?

Gideon: Just in case 4999999 backups are lost,broken,or stolen. I can make as many backups as I want because it is my fair-use right.

Judge: Where did you store these dvd backups?

Gideon: In a wharehouse in Beijing,China.

Judge: Did you ever use these backups?

Gideon: No. Unfortuntately, fair-use activists broke into the wharehouse and stole all my backups to make parodies. Fortunately, I still have the original Windows Vista dvd in order to make more backups.

Judge: Is it true that you are currently torrent seeding your Windows Vista dvd?

Gideon: Yes. I am seeding in order to make more backups on remote computers. Seeders always have a backup right. I can make as many backups as I want.

Judge: I have made my decision.

Judge: Gideon has fair-use rights to make as many backups of Windows Vista as he wants. And he can put those backups in any place he wants including a distribution wharehouse in China or torrent seed them onto other people's computers. This case is dismissed!

Gideon: Thank you.... (wakes up)

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