So. I fail at cleaning and had a panic attack this morning about the house not being ready for my parents.. and my dogs ruining shit by either peeing on it or chewing it up...
So I scored a Westin Element for like 70ish/night.. with some coupons and using my amex... saved over 50%
now they don't have to sleep on an air mattress

(all I have are twin beds in my spare bedrooms)....
and I don't have to freak out about my baseboards being clean...