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Brush your teeth at least once a day, particularly before you go out on the prowl. (Floss for the special occasions)
Use Axe brand boys grooming products (see commercials)
At the club drink captain morgan rum (see commercials)
If you strike out all night its the bitches fault, pick a fight then drive home fast and drunk. Sob, pass out, repeat.
It's what most dudes do, and the worlds population is still rising, so they gotta be doing something right.
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