Teen has sex with cow
Friday, July 6, 2007
Police are on the lookout for a teenager who was caught having sex with a cow.
The youth was spotted by a shocked passer-by getting amorous with the animal wearing only black briefs.
Cops were called but by the time they arrived he had already fled having been scared off after the passer-by shouted at him.
Farmer Richard Parish, 39, was udderly stunned to hear what had happened to the cow, one of three rare English longhorns in the field.
The specialist breeder even thinks he knows which one of them was the victim ? Blondie, the friendliest.
?English longhorns are lovely animals ? but not that lovely. My mates are having a right laugh and milking it for all it is worth,? he told The Sun.
Richard thinks the attacker may even have seduced Blondie at his farm in Skipwith, North Yorkshire, with grub because a feed bucket had been moved from time to time.
?I have got to be much more vigilant. The cows don't seem to be spending so much time outside and are happier inside the barn at night.?
Police said they were treating the matter seriously.