Originally Posted by MetaMan

i dont know i ordered it off the net, it has some what looks like chinese writing and some messed up english:

"Penile Up Up"

i phone the number on the pack but i dont know how to dial out this fucked up area code. i havent slept in 48 hours now. i am getting fucking worried. i got this chick coming over for lunch and my cock looks like an old banana.