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Thinking they were alone, Shelly got an uncomfortable surprise when Gary Coleman snuck behind her and shoved his head up her ass.
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Gloria gasps at what an absolutely freakishly insane huge powerhungry motherfucking demon Albert Pujols is after watching his 33rd homer on Sportscenter on Ned's plasma behind him.
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"Oh no...where'd I leave my nipples?!"
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Shauna realizes she's in an unprecedented tenth ring of hell when the Marvin Gaye playing on Biff's stereo all of a sudden gives way to Daughtry's cover of Lady Gaga's "Puh-Puh-Poker Face"
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Mary shows Ken her rather tasteless Terry Schiavo impression.
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Neo's lovefest comes to a screeching halt when Trinity all of a sudden turns into Agent Smith and rips his cock off.
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"Oops...uh, maybe shouldn't have had the 3-bean salad before this!"
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Jill is surprised by truth in advertising when after Vince "Slap Chop" Schlomi drops his pants, she really
does love his nuts.
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Hooker Gina shocked when Pizza Man Pete insists that if he doesn't cum in 15 minutes, it's free.
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Rita's last facial expression before Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks her in the face for stopping her blowjob.