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They'll have to do better than the "swine flu" to get me worried. Hell, it will need to be something that if I get it will kill me instantly in order for me to actually worry. I don't live my life worrying about all the shit the come up with.. Next thing you know the news headlines will read like
"ALERT! Computer use for more than 2 hours a day will cause blindness and severe rectal bleeding. Symptoms may include fatigue, itching, dry eyes, hunger, indigestion, lack of appetite, heart burn, rectal burning, carpal tunnel, sweating, bad body odor and more. If you are experiencing any of these symptoms go to the hospital instantly. If you wait to long you may die and irreversible death. (lol)"
of course, there would be MANY morons that would be all worried and thinking that they're dying. People are so easily manipulated.
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