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Darling I just woke up to the fact I have not updated this since the long board was invented... You would not believe that my hands were chopped off and I was waiting for bionic ones. I'm a blogger so I will though!.
I am distracted with setting fire to people wearing Crocs, learning to fart the theme to neighbours, just generally being a pain to my local police, my day drifts aimlessly from dusk to midnight. I am not being a whinging Pom or anything. and that I can take that big badge off my head that says bad mother.
I swear on my mother's grave I will update you with my nefarious activities as soon as I get a chance. Honestly! Assuming I don't get distracted by counting my chest hairs..
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