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OMG! I just realised I have not updated this since Paris Hilton was in jail... You would not believe the phat set coming through right now. I'm a blogger so I will though!.
I am overwhelmed with discovering time doesn't stand still, the waiting staff, just generally being a nuisance to the servants, my day is fun and exciting from when the nightclubs close to I am begging my kid to go to sleep or so help me God that kid will be decorating my wall, 'Duct tape still life'. I am so tired of my kids wanting me to give them attention and stuff. and that I can take that big badge off my head that says bad mother.
I swear on the bones of my ancestors if one more person emails me to ask why I haven't posted today I will start posting pictures of toe fungus, or fecal murals. You wanna test me? Cats if you don't..
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