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Pleasurepays · 07-22-2009, 08:50 AM

these conversations ALWAYS leave out the obvious. That the USA is a fat, retarded nation full of self destructive assholes that couldn't identify a piece of broccoli unless it was covered in chocolate and butter. Canada... not so much. Other european nations with sound systems... not so much.

the biggest health care costs in this nation are totally preventable

here are some changes you will have to make for it to work in the USA... lets get this into the bill before it's too late!!

you have to stop being a fat pig

you have to stop smoking

you have to start wearing your seat belt

you have to start wearing a helmet

you have to pay for your own negligence

we have to stop people from eating like 1/2 starved homeless assholes that just found a bunch of food in a dumpster

as a nation, we have to stop trying to figure out how to wrap a cigarette in bacon, coat it with sugar and chocolate, soak it in cheap beer and deep fry it.

we have to stop serving kids shit food in public schools

we have to make people who make bad choices like smoking, becoming fat/obese pay for their costs and NOT make people who make great choices pay for that behavior

you can't have it all ways. you can't be a nation with a 4 trillion dollar national debt, in a recession and then want to make a multi trillion dollar transition to a new government abortion of a bureaucracy... with no idea of how to pay for it and simultaneously be FULLY COMMITTED to being the fattest, most unhealthy nation on earth.

i don't want to subsidize you as you decide to make your family fat

i don't want to pay for medical procedures that help keep your unhealthy, fat ass alive

i don't want to stand by and watch you make your kids obese. in fact, i want you to be charged with child abuse

i don't want to pay for drugs that do what YOU should be doing with good diet, good food and exercise

i don't want to pay for your cancer because you eat like an asshole and can't stop smoking

I am fine with socialized medicine in principle... but if you want ME - who tries to do everything right... to pay for YOU who does everything wrong... then you have some obligations to ME or you need to pay for your own shitty decisions and bear the consequences yourself.

07-22-2009, 08:50 AM
Pleasurepays BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I live in a pile of boogers Posts: 11,913	I've figured out how to make socialized Medicine work in the US these conversations ALWAYS leave out the obvious. That the USA is a fat, retarded nation full of self destructive assholes that couldn't identify a piece of broccoli unless it was covered in chocolate and butter. Canada... not so much. Other european nations with sound systems... not so much. the biggest health care costs in this nation are totally preventable here are some changes you will have to make for it to work in the USA... lets get this into the bill before it's too late!! you have to stop being a fat pig you have to stop smoking you have to start wearing your seat belt you have to start wearing a helmet you have to pay for your own negligence we have to stop people from eating like 1/2 starved homeless assholes that just found a bunch of food in a dumpster as a nation, we have to stop trying to figure out how to wrap a cigarette in bacon, coat it with sugar and chocolate, soak it in cheap beer and deep fry it. we have to stop serving kids shit food in public schools we have to make people who make bad choices like smoking, becoming fat/obese pay for their costs and NOT make people who make great choices pay for that behavior you can't have it all ways. you can't be a nation with a 4 trillion dollar national debt, in a recession and then want to make a multi trillion dollar transition to a new government abortion of a bureaucracy... with no idea of how to pay for it and simultaneously be FULLY COMMITTED to being the fattest, most unhealthy nation on earth. i don't want to subsidize you as you decide to make your family fat i don't want to pay for medical procedures that help keep your unhealthy, fat ass alive i don't want to stand by and watch you make your kids obese. in fact, i want you to be charged with child abuse i don't want to pay for drugs that do what YOU should be doing with good diet, good food and exercise i don't want to pay for your cancer because you eat like an asshole and can't stop smoking I am fine with socialized medicine in principle... but if you want ME - who tries to do everything right... to pay for YOU who does everything wrong... then you have some obligations to ME or you need to pay for your own shitty decisions and bear the consequences yourself.