With Baghdad Bob gone into early retirement, the next clown is at the podium spewing fiction.
Syrian Ambassador Imad Moustapha
"We are not harboring any members of Saddam's regime."
"We do not have weapons of mass destruction in Syria."
"We do not support terrorism."
"We are not assisting the Iraqi regime."
"Syria is a respectable member of the international community."
"There is no home for Hamas or Hezbollah in Syria."
"We are not holding any of Saddam's stashed millions."