Hunan Chinese Restaurant: Hello...Hunan's
Me: Hi, got a question
Hunan: yes
Me: Can I tap that?
Hunan: what?
Me: you know, can I tap....that
Hunan: you want to try what
Me: I want to tap that
Hunan: what number on the menu
Me: 69
Hunan: you want the glazed duck with fried or steamed rice
Me: I want to tap that
Hunan: I don't understand
Me: for fuck sakes, can I tap that or not
Hunan: you can take out
Me: take you out and tap that.
Hunan: it comes with eggrolls
Me: fuck now I'm hungry
Hunan: what else
Me: wanton soup
