Originally Posted by Shok

Hunan Chinese Restaurant: Hello...Hunan's

Me: Hi, got a question

Hunan: yes

Me: Can I tap that?

Hunan: what?

Me: you know, can I tap....that

Hunan: you want to try what

Me: I want to tap that

Hunan: what number on the menu

Me: 69

Hunan: you want the glazed duck with fried or steamed rice

Me: I want to tap that

Hunan: I don't understand

Me: for fuck sakes, can I tap that or not

Hunan: you can take out

Me: take you out and tap that.

Hunan: it comes with eggrolls

Me: fuck now I'm hungry

Hunan: what else

Me: wanton soup