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Old 07-24-2009, 03:40 PM  
kane
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The stupidest thing I ever used that actually worked was at a bar with some friends one night and saw this girl I thought was hot. We made eye contact a few times and after a few drinks when I was a little buzzed I went up to her and said, "I know you have been undressing me with your eyes and I just wanted to let you know that no matter how many drinks you buy me I'm not going to sleep with you tonight."

She laughed and so did her friend.
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