We used to have this guy come into the last club I worked at that wore an all white zoot suit and a fucking white hat. He wouldn't let the doormen pat him down because he thought they had dirty hands.
I would always walk out with latex gloves and remind him that I didn't give a fuck who he was he was getting searched like everyone else. Then I'd laugh as he left in a mini-van.
People are idiots.
FWIW all the pimps I know dress like gangbangers.
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