seeing as there were a few requests...i popped this out..lol
please feel free to add to this parody.
how to spot the right drama thread...the tutorial.
what is a successful drama thread for you?...Can you get in there get the sig views, or make a good joke and get out without any collateral damage to yourself? Can you seemingly align yourself with someone with mega traffic, or one who owns a bunch of fancy cars? these are all good questions to ask yourself when choosing which drama thread is right for you...lets examine a few scenarios below.
Sometimes there are too many drama threads to choose from, and it takes up time to read them all and digest what is really happening. In that case you might want to just scan to a screen name you know and copy what they say but different....you know plagiarism (anyone online knows this word eh)
identify high profile webmasters and then chime in with them...you dont even need to read the thread sometimes....if you see say a jfk, or a Ronc or an Eric etc blasting some fool for grabbing some girl in a rude manner...you can feel safe blasting that fool with all your funny pics and one liners...use this method with caution.
someone being called out for being a cheat? it is good to get in there and just post a one liner neutral comment, as often these threads end up turned around and the one calling out is found out to be the real cheat....these threads rate a 9/10 on the drama scale for me and are worth your time.
the latest popular sig whore has beef? forget these threads they all contain pictures of sheep...but they are funny to read.
such and such a program is stealing from webmasters? may i suggest a good....no man they are bros, and all good...this will align yourself with them when they finally pay up....you can say see...all is good, and then they will like you
careful...some people dont pay...checkout one long ass thread here recently..lol
these are a step by step of how to approach the thread...and then wallow in someone else's misery without seeming to enjoy it...while there are more scenarios which arise, you can see the basic gist is to remain neutral but above all get your joke or one liner in the thread...please apply your own ethical standards to these, lose guidelines.