Originally Posted by InternetIsForPorn

I had this crazy bitch girl who fucked like crazy. One time a friend of hers came over and we just started chatting. That friend was a 20-ish yo hot blonde who just came back from a date.

She was a bit drunk and told all about her fantastic date.

She met this 60-something year old guy through an agency. The guy is lonely and very rich. And also fat, ugly, smelly and everything like that.

So she was like "well, we're sitting in the restaurant, eating, I'm trying to drink myself to death asap.. blah blah blah, and when it's time to pay the bill, he takes out a "purse" with a 2" stack of $100 bills... then we fucked in his mercedes!"

A bit later she told about her plan to marry him, and either divorce for half of what he owns or just wait couple of years until he gets paralyzed and enjoy herself.

At that point I sort of realized I was paying for a lot of stuff for the bitch I was dating, setup a virus on her PC and read all of her IMs. Logged in to her account, and sent every single guy she was fucking contacts of each other and told her to go fuck herself.