Originally Posted by V_RocKs

... gush at the girls I am writing about in the same manner my readers gush at them...

So my typical blog post would be:

Emily you are so beautiful I luv you in many ways. Won't you marry me I am not like the other guys here. I love you. I love you. I love you, Emily! Please answer my Emails because my heart is sad when you don't talk to me. You are so pretty I can't take my eyes off of you. Marry me tonight pleeeeaaase!


Then another one could be like:

Susana I want to fuck you so badly. I think your tits are perfect even if others say they are too small. I like you just how God made you. Please let me suck on your nipples. I think about you all the time. Even when I am at work or with my shitty girlfriend. She doesn't love me like you would. Email me OK? [email protected]

And then see how many surfers also continue with their dribble or challenge me to a duel over the skank in question.