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Old 08-10-2009, 06:13 AM  
Pleasurepays
BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: I live in a pile of boogers
Posts: 11,913
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Originally Posted by theking View Post
To the top.
to the top?

so... now its been 7 years and one day since you tried to fake a death on GFY.

Lets get started on the next one. 12clicks has some great ideas.

we need to brainstorm on this next death.

lets shoot for (just brainstorming here)

1) lets make this fictitious person be your son
2) he is also found dead at the SAME computer
3) autopsy/toxicology report pending, syringe found in driveway
4) some signs of struggle
5) he was wearing someone else's pants
6) small splatter of blood found by the door that doesn't match his
7) you've found chat records of his online nickname: WorldofWarcraftSemperFi where some other kid is threatening to hurt him for stealing his magic powers
8) Obama called you personally to tell you that he'll do all he can to see this case solved and thanks you for your alleged military service
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