Limp_Dick

Is there a keyword tutorial somewhere that I can read up on? I guess that's the first place I need to start.

Or, is there anyone who might be willing to teach me about picking the right keyword(s) for a site? How to pick the best domain name(s)? Maybe some 1 on 1 via ICQ?

I should let ya'll know that I really want to learn this stuff and I'd like to be able to make some money at it so maybe I could afford to take my wife on a well-deserved vacation or at least maybe a nice dinner out.

Can someone suggest a good starting point for a virgin at this?

Thanks,
Limp_Dick