What a coinky dink - I was just watching "Nurse Nancy" and masturbating...fortunately I was doing the dirty deed at home, instead of Dirty D / Pee Wee style at a public theater.
BTW, Pee Wee's Big Adventure is hella funny - Tim Burton hit a home run with his first feature film (trivia: Phil Hartman was a co-writer with Paul "Pee Wee" Reubens).
I know you are...but what am I? (hehe)
ADG