I want to launch an illegal tube site using a bunch of stolen content from some of the largest and most successful studios in the world. I also want to use some content from smaller producers who are barely making it in this industry. You know, the little guy who works his ass off and spends every last dollar to produce beautiful material...only to have it stolen and used without his permission! Fuck it, I'm an equal opportunity thief! I'll steal from anybody
Which hosting companies need my money so badly that they'll host this site for me? I need a host who'll be happy to juggle all the DMCA notices when they come down the pike. You may even have to hire a full-time attorney because I'll be expecting a lot of paperwork and I'll be too busy counting my money to deal with that shit. By the way, you can just tell the offended party that.... the clip was uploaded by a user and that we had no control over it. We don't want them to think that we actually stole it and loaded it up ourselves - see what I mean?
I need killer support and super fast servers! If yo' baby needs some new shoes, we need to talk! If you barely make enough money to cover your overhead because you are doing things the "legit" way, hit me up! If you are worried that your competition is growing faster then you are, here's your solution!
Together...we can get rich stealing content from other companies and showcasing them on my new tube site.
Ready....set....go
*This post is a joke. Unlike some folks in our industry, I would never steal content from others nor would I knowingly do business with companies that did.