Originally Posted by evie

Just a joke to add.

A black couple was driving through the countryside in a old, beat-up Volkswagen. The fertile, warm countryside began to give them lascivious thoughts, so they decided to pull over and have sex. The girl quickly jumped out of the little car, stripped, lay in the grass and waited. And waited.
"Honey" she yelled, "if you don't get out of that Volkswagern, I won't be in the mood much longer!"
"Baby" he lamented, "if I don't get out of the mood, I won't ever get out of this here Volkswagen!"