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  • xxxjay
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    • Aug 2002
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    #1

    MY Inglourious Basterds Review!!

    It was no Pulp Fiction.
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  • mikeyddddd
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    • Mar 2003
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    #2


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    • SleazyDream
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      • Jul 2001
      • 41470

      #3
      best review ever. no babble - straight to the point



      good job
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      • NickB.
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        • Aug 2001
        • 8857

        #4
        hard for him to get close to bringing another movie out that reaches that level

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        • xenigo
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          • Jan 2001
          • 8067

          #5
          Went and saw it today as well. The excessive use of violence was creepy IMO.

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          • CunningStunt
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            • Aug 2006
            • 5594

            #6
            So basically, it is still worth going to see, it has dialogue, great cinematography, the direction is excellent, but the plot is weak?

            I'd go and see Tarantino directing a wall being painted rather than the mass market shit hollywood dishes up.

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            • The Duck
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              • May 2005
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              #7
              Originally posted by xenigo
              Went and saw it today as well. The excessive use of violence was creepy IMO.
              I expect nothing less from Tarantino.
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              • xenigo
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                • Jan 2001
                • 8067

                #8
                Originally posted by CunningStunt
                I'd go and see Tarantino directing a wall being painted rather than the mass market shit hollywood dishes up.
                You speak of his work as if it's not mass market shit hollywood dished up. It's not some sort of indi flick, Stunt.

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                • Moses G
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                  #9
                  Its a Tarantino... either you love it or hate it
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                  • CunningStunt
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                    • Aug 2006
                    • 5594

                    #10
                    Originally posted by xenigo
                    You speak of his work as if it's not mass market shit hollywood dished up. It's not some sort of indi flick, Stunt.
                    Actually, you're right these days, his movies have gone progressively worse.

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                    • xenigo
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                      • Jan 2001
                      • 8067

                      #11
                      Originally posted by CunningStunt
                      Actually, you're right these days, his movies have gone progressively worse.
                      Yeah... Kill Bill was pretty bad, IMO. I was just talking about this earlier today... I don't even know what the plot of Kill Bill was. I think when you get to his level, and money & success is no longer a driving factor for you... because you already have all the money you could possibly spend, and all the success you could possibly achieve... it's difficult to find something to be inspired by. I understand why his movies might be lacking at this point in his career.

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                      • Darkland
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                        • May 2002
                        • 1488

                        #12
                        Originally posted by xxxjay
                        It was no Pulp Fiction.
                        Well if you went in expecting to see another Pulp Fiction you set yourself up for disappointment before the movie even started.



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                        • John-ACWM
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                          • Nov 2008
                          • 20060

                          #13
                          So it's unique and must be good

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                          • CaptainHowdy
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                            • Dec 2004
                            • 94744

                            #14
                            Originally posted by SleazyDream
                            best review ever. no babble - straight to the point



                            good job

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                            • gornyhuy
                              Chafed.
                              • May 2002
                              • 18041

                              #15
                              Originally posted by xenigo
                              Yeah... Kill Bill was pretty bad, IMO. I was just talking about this earlier today... I don't even know what the plot of Kill Bill was.

                              What the fuck are you talking about?

                              Kill Bill was a much more clear plot line than Pulp Fiction, and they fucking spoon fed it to you and you still didn't get it?

                              Sheeesh. I've heard this a few times since basterds came out - I thought Kill Bill was awesome.

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                              • Ross
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                                • Sep 2002
                                • 18874

                                #16
                                Originally posted by gornyhuy
                                What the fuck are you talking about?

                                Kill Bill was a much more clear plot line than Pulp Fiction, and they fucking spoon fed it to you and you still didn't get it?

                                Sheeesh. I've heard this a few times since basterds came out - I thought Kill Bill was awesome.
                                No shit eh? Kill Bill is about as clear a plot for a movie as you can get. She is seeking revenge for what they all did to her by killing them all 1 by 1. Ending with Bill.

                                Looking forward to seeing Basterds this week.

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                                • Jman
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                                  • Sep 2003
                                  • 22838

                                  #17
                                  More a statement then a review and coming from you Jay a guy with great writting skillz it is a bit dissapointing.
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                                  • Martin
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                                    • Dec 2001
                                    • 17278

                                    #18
                                    Pulp Fiction is even over rated. IMHO.

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                                    • bronco67
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                                      • Dec 2006
                                      • 29032

                                      #19
                                      Some of you are making the mistake that thinking a movie has to have some kind of clear plot to be good.

                                      Most people love Full Metal Jacket and consider it to be a great movie. Does it have a plot? No. It's still about something, even with no plot whatsoever.

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                                      • baddog
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                                        • Apr 2001
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by xenigo
                                        Yeah... Kill Bill was pretty bad, IMO. I was just talking about this earlier today... I don't even know what the plot of Kill Bill was.
                                        Really? Sure you have seen them?

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                                        • CIVMatt
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                                          • Aug 2004
                                          • 13075

                                          #21
                                          No shit, I find it funny when people are shocked by Tarantinos use of language and visuals of violence.

                                          It's pretty much the exact film of his style and I expected nothing more or less from it.
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                                          • seeandsee
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                                            • Mar 2006
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Moses G
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                                            • Meeper
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                                              • Feb 2007
                                              • 2642

                                              #23
                                              This movie was a little more raw than his other films in terms of violence IMO, which I didn't mind at all.
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                                              • Zebra
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                                                • Oct 2001
                                                • 5091

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by xenigo
                                                Yeah... Kill Bill was pretty bad, IMO. I was just talking about this earlier today... I don't even know what the plot of Kill Bill was.
                                                I thought the plot was pretty easy to understand. Hell, it was even the title. Kill Bill.
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                                                • TheStout
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                                                  • Jul 2007
                                                  • 2089

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by xxxjay
                                                  It was no Pulp Fiction.
                                                  My Kill Bill Review - It was no Pulp Fiction
                                                  My Resevoir Dogs Review - It was no Pulp Fiction
                                                  True Romance Review - It was no Pulp Fiction
                                                  Jackie Brown - It was no Pulp Fiction

                                                  Guess I shouldn't see those either.

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                                                  • mikesouth
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                                                    • Jun 2003
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                                                    #26
                                                    pulp fiction was stylized garbage that appeals to pseudo intellectual hipsters who think there is meaning in it.
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                                                    • anarchy
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                                                      • Jun 2003
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                                                      #27
                                                      I think the movie was worth seeing if only for the acting of Christoph Waltz aka 'Col. Hans Landa'. It was fucking priceless.
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                                                      • Vendot
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                                                        • May 2002
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by mikesouth
                                                        pulp fiction was stylized garbage that appeals to pseudo intellectual hipsters who think there is meaning in it.
                                                        Well said man..... you hit the nail in place there.

                                                        I agree that it was an entertaining movie but thats about it. I cant count the number of stupid people who were like, "when i saw that movie, i thought wow this is so cool" and they were always the dumb fucks. So in future I used that movie to separate the (as you put it) pseudo intellectual hipsters from normal people.
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                                                        • TidalWave
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                                                          • Sep 2007
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by anarchy
                                                          I think the movie was worth seeing if only for the acting of Christoph Waltz aka 'Col. Hans Landa'. It was fucking priceless.
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                                                          • Mr. Cool Ice
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                                                            • Aug 2006
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                                                            #30
                                                            Minus a couple of parts, I thought it sucked balls.
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                                                            • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
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                                                              • Jul 2006
                                                              • 20368

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by xenigo
                                                              Yeah... Kill Bill was pretty bad, IMO. I was just talking about this earlier today... I don't even know what the plot of Kill Bill was. I think when you get to his level, and money & success is no longer a driving factor for you... because you already have all the money you could possibly spend, and all the success you could possibly achieve... it's difficult to find something to be inspired by. I understand why his movies might be lacking at this point in his career.
                                                              Kill Bill was a great flick. A lot of people hated on it, but it was perfect for what it was. Tarantino's interpretation of Japanese action flicks. It was heavily inspired by Japanese film. It's not like he was compromising the quality of his movies, just doing something different. Was Four Rooms anything like his other movies? Not even close, and it was still great in it's own right. He went from Kill Bill right over to Death Proof, which a lot of people said was boring and sucked, but was itself more his early style with the long dialogues and so on. I admit I liked Planet Terror more than Death Proof, but it was still good. I'm still stoked for Inglourious Basterds even though it's been getting a lot of mixed reviews. i still don't think Tarantino has put out a bad movie to date.

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                                                              • FrankWhite
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                                                                • Nov 2002
                                                                • 3540

                                                                #32
                                                                http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christoph_Waltz

                                                                ^^ best actor ever!

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                                                                • D Ghost
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                                                                  • May 2006
                                                                  • 9820

                                                                  #33
                                                                  I can't wait to see it.. seems more filmed in the style of Guy Richie

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                                                                  • xxxjay
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                                                                    • Aug 2002
                                                                    • 13482

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by TheStout
                                                                    My Resevoir Dogs Review - It was no Pulp Fiction
                                                                    True Romance Review - It was no Pulp Fiction
                                                                    They may not be Pump Ficton but they were classics. From Dusk Till Dawn also hovers around classic level as well.
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                                                                    • Scott McD
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                                                                      • Nov 2002
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      It got a horrible review in the newspaper i buy the other day. 2 out of 10.


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                                                                      • D-Money
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                                                                        • Feb 2002
                                                                        • 9716

                                                                        #36
                                                                        I agree.

                                                                        I was surprised my dad loved it so much though.

                                                                        Here's my review: Wait until it's on cable.
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                                                                        • dynastoned
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                                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                                          • 5061

                                                                          #37
                                                                          i like most of his movies just for the dialogue

                                                                          haven't gotten around to checkin this one out yet. maybe ill hit up the theatre tonight.

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                                                                          • ToplistBlog_Com
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                                                                            • Jul 2006
                                                                            • 2065

                                                                            #38
                                                                            I thoroughly enjoyed it. But I'm a fan of most of Tarantino's stuff.

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                                                                            • EllaBlack
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                                                                              • Apr 2009
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Hmmm, as entertainment goes, it was a bit slow. The violence was cool, and some of the acting was kick-ass, but.... eh, it was so so. I would have rather watched it at home. For almost three hours, and not that riveting, I would have been more comfortable in my pj's on MY couch.
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                                                                              • SomeCreep
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                                                                                • Mar 2003
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                It had it's moments, but overall, not that great.

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