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I will never forget my first colonoscopy and this is a true story.
Went in and laid down on the bed, the nurse midget came and pulled up a chair to stand on. She tried to comfort me by saying it wont hurt, just right after the doctor comes in and shakes my hand, right there when shaking his hand I see that his fingers are HUGE. Midget nurse asks me if I want some sedatives and I pass. Then the doctor with the huge fingers puts some lube on his hands and "warms me up" or whatever, and while he is making my hole loose the midget is stroking my hand assuring me that everything is ok. So I ask the doctor, if this how much it will hurt? Doctor says, this isnt the half of it. Next thing I knew I'm getting sedatives and I´m high having a doctor inside my ass and a midget stroking my hand. Worse trip ever.
Back to the fiber part
For me fiber wont work, it makes my intestines work faster and really fucks it up for me. I removed the large colon and I need food that well makes everything goes slower such as spaghetti and bananas etc. Need to find more food that might slow the old drain down. Combined with the tablets I use (Oxycontin, Loperamid) etc its hard to find a good source of food that slow it down enough to make it work proper so to say!
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