Originally Posted by piskas

I will never forget my first colonoscopy and this is a true story.
Went in and laid down on the bed, the nurse midget came and pulled up a chair to stand on. She tried to comfort me by saying it wont hurt, just right after the doctor comes in and shakes my hand, right there when shaking his hand I see that his fingers are HUGE. Midget nurse asks me if I want some sedatives and I pass. Then the doctor with the huge fingers puts some lube on his hands and "warms me up" or whatever, and while he is making my hole loose the midget is stroking my hand assuring me that everything is ok. So I ask the doctor, if this how much it will hurt? Doctor says, this isnt the half of it. Next thing I knew I'm getting sedatives and I´m high having a doctor inside my ass and a midget stroking my hand.