Me: Hey, are you going to the BBQ this weekend?
Her: Hey, I didn't know about it
Me: It's the one where I slap my meat on you grill
Her: You're a sick lil puppy my friend...
Me: Hey, are you going to the BBQ this weekend?
Her: No bah mitzvah remember
Me: Oh right. I was hoping you'd make it so I could slap my meat on you grill
Her: Lol. O boy
Me: Hey, are you going to the BBQ this weekend?
Her: The ufc thing?
Me: Nah. This is the one where I slap my meat on you grill
Her: I was uninformed :p I'm kinda sick today. So no fun friday meat slapping for me.
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