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Im sickened by the fact that this even constitutes news. That a DJ is a celebrity is god damn mind numbing. All the more sickening to read people reacting to this shitdicks death as if a genius on the level of Mozart has passed.
I recently had the pleasure of living in Prague for a year and a half. During that time I began seeing a Russian girl who was obsessed with trance, hardhouse, etc and spent at least 3 days a week eating e and dragging my ass to these clubs. I cant accurately put into words how much I hate the music and the eurotrash fruits that love it. BUT since I love Russian pussy and e, it balances itself out. The idea of dancing is as repugnant to me as eating my own moms ass, I have to find other ways to amuse myself while the Russian is bouncing off the walls. At a lot of these places there are areas where you can stand and watch the dj work his magic. Thats where you will find me. In and amongst the dj wannabes worshiping whichever queer they shipped in from some EU country. I cant begin to count the hours that I spent high as fuck and watching some waifish fruit from Belgium hit the play button on what amounts to nothing more than a cd player before they start tweaking on knobs that apparently do next to nothing. I listen for a change when I see these jackoffs twisting a knob and acting like they are cranking out a fucking guitar solo and the vast majority of time I dont hear a fucking difference.
If you can answer this question: "Whos your favorite dj?" You should be murdered on the spot.
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