Do you have to post how awesome you think you are every few days in order to have any self-esteem?
To answer your question, you're supposed to measure from the base to the tip on the top, not the bottom. Measuring from the bottom side gives you way too much room to cheat.
BTW, it sounds like you're picking up some real winners if that is how they talk! Are we supposed to be impressed with the fact that you bang girls that speak Engrish? If they cannot even speak properly, I'd hate to know what their judgment in men is like.
